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there was a woman who was going to the store to get fishing supplies she grabbed a pole and wanted the price she went to line 5 where there was a blind man behind the conter she said " can you tell me how much this cost? the man said"well i am blind so drop it on the counter to see what sound it makes and I will give you the price" | she dropped it and he said it was $20.00 she farted and was so embarassed and he said that will be $25.99 she reminded him that the pole was $20.00 he answered the pole is 20 the stink bait is 4.99 and the crankbait is 1.00 end fowarded message A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So what happened that is so horrible? Farmer: Well if you must know, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I go the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked it over.Man: That's not so bad, what's the big deal? Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.Man: So then what happened. Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left with some rope. Then I sat down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full she took her right leg and kicked it over. Man: Again?Farmer: Something's ya just can't explain. Man: So, what did you do then? Farmer: I took her right leg and tied it to the post on theright. Man: So then what did you do? Farmer: I sat back down and continued to milk her, and just as I got the bucket just about full, the stupid cow knocks over the bucket with her tail.Man: Wow you must have been pretty upset! Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.Man: So then what did you do. Farmer: Well I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in.*** To Join or leave the Joke list, visit http://www.joker.org OR To be ADDED: Send mail to: [email protected] To be REMOVED: send LEAVE JOKE to [email protected]
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